The Eagle, Vauxhall, London : Promoter and DJ, Monthly insane-athon with Suppositori Spelling: 2007

"The bastard love child of sicko San-Fran tranny Suppositori 'Spaz' Spelling, and shaved, tattooed (grrr) retarded avant gard performer KrotKrot. The music is an aggressive mix for punks and hunks with the decks playing the part of arena for the aural Spaz/Krot battle - we're not sure who won but Krot ended up nearly naked and Spaz broke a nail ... All in all a twisted fucked up abortion of a first night... just what the promoters hoped for ... Über Mayhem"